If you remember correctly, during the Netflix documentary Making A Murderer, the completely clueless Brendan Dassey was upset that he would be spending time in prison, because that meant he would miss WrestleMania.
I don't like tweeting press releases but this one demands it pic.twitter.com/vZz1iu2iXp— ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ᴍᴇᴀᴅ (@derektmead) August 22, 2016
As any major pornography website would do, xHamster sprang into action upon his overturned conviction. In a press release from the website, xHamster announced that they "will be sending Brendan Dassey to WrestleMania."
"Dassey, who is an avid WWE fan will travel to Orlando with his family to see the most popular wrestling event of the year compliments of xHamster."
"We are pleased that we can make this young man's dream of going to WrestleMania come true," said Alex Hawkins, spokesman for xHamster. "We have been in talks with the family and they are more than thrilled that Brendan will get this opportunity after so many years of heartache and injustice. We are waiting on a response from Brendan and we know he will be thrilled that he is going to WrestleMania when he gets out."
WrestleMania is referred to as "The Greatest Stage of Them All" and "The Showcase of the Immortals" and Brendan Dassey will apparently witness the excitement first-hand.
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