Drunk woman runs laps in parking lot


It doesn't look like running laps helped jog her memory.

After drinking some Cabernet and a shot of Fireball, a drunk Jillian Stewart tried to choke a man before trying to drive away in her car, records show, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart, Florida

But the bartender had taken away her keys, so she ran laps in the parking lot before trying to start her car -- again -- without keys, according to her arrest affidavit.

A allegedly motionless Stewart then screamed at an officer who knocked on the car's window.

When her ride came to take her home, Stewart reportedly told officers to take her to jail instead.

She got her wish.